May 2013
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
vvierd:
vvierd:
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
niknumber3:
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
andersatan:
hiddle-me-pink:
lady-whovian:
overachievious:
louuistomlinson:
allexsheathes:
every single fandom explained in one gif
#what the fuck is this supposed to be #a million sam winchesters
#a million sam winchesters
#how about fuck off
going out sherlock style
i hate you all
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
yugoslavic:
ohsunfury:
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
unlike-the-movies:
tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win
nontarian:
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
casdixon:
jaredisahappymoose:
im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:
itssamwinchester:
but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
worship-the-emenator-because-she:
sluttytobias:
sluttytobias:
what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
